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Funny Mother's Day Card
Funny Mother's Day Card

Funny Mother's Day Card

Regular price $4.49
This is a very humorous greeting card for Mother's Day or Birthday or Anniversary. The saying are from 1913 by Blanch Ebbutt. Includes pink envelope.

Here are the sayings:
1. Don’t be everlastingly trying to change your husband’s habits, unless they are very bad ones.

2. Don’t let your husband wear a violet tie with grass-green socks. If he is unhappily devoid of the color sense, he must be forcibly restrained. Be gently persuasive and train his sense of fitness.

3. Don’t forget to “feed the brute” well. Much depends on the state of his digestion.

4. Don’t let your husband sharpen lead pencils all over the drawing – room carpet. After all, most husbands are only grown-up children in such matters.

5. Don’t tread on your husband’s pet corns.

6. Don’t hesitate to give him a den all his own. He’s a really good fellow. Let him be as messy as he likes in his own home.

7. Do let him sing at the top of his voice in the bathroom, or whistle out of tune on the stairs, and be thankful for a cheerful man about the house.

And the one that did not make the card:
8. Don’t work yourself into a fever every time your husband omits to turn up at the expected time. He is in all probability neither run over by a motor car, nor robbed and murdered on his way home.